Hey!!! Welcome to Our Twacked Out World. Please be patient with us as we are new at this. This is your beautiful, lovely, sexy web mistress Candi and your 36-24-36 only if she's 5'3" web mistress Hunni.
Okay folks, we're puuting this on the main page so we don't have to put them on all the sections. If in doubt look here:
Disclaimer:
We don't know them or their families or their friends or even their 2nd cousin's raquetball coach's girlfriend's uncle's hairdresser's garbage man's friend's sister's ex-boyfriend's decease third cousin once removed. We don't care who we're writing about.
General Guidlines
- Unless otherwise stated, all the stuff on the page is ours. That's right we came up with on our own no matter how crack smokin' it may seem. If you'd like to take it, let us know. Oh and if it's marked copy righted then guess what, it is and yes we will pursue you if you take it. If it's not copy righted and you take it without asking or don't give us credit, we'll hunt you down like a dog and sick Bagaa on you. Trust us you don't want that.
- If you follow one rule, we'll all be fine. IF YOU CAN'T SAY SOMETHING NICE; THEN DON'T SAY IT AT ALL. Well unless you're being sarcastic, then by all means say it. We support sarcasism.
- Yes this page is under construction, probably always will be. If you find something that doesn't work let us know, we'll try to fix it ASAP.
- Yes!!! We know we're (take your pick) stupid, retarded, demented, sick, twisted and mean. We've heard it all before, so please if you're going to insult us try to come up with something better than that. If you're meaning it as a complement, then aw sucks, we're flattered.
- This page is for adults or at the very least mature vistors. Yes we talk about sex and use bad language. If you don't like it, then don't read it. Duh!!!!!
- This is a HUMOR page, people. HUMOR funny ha ha, you know the stuff. Yes, we make fun of a lot of things, 90% of which we absolutely adore. We don't want to hear about how we shouldn't be making fun of this, that, or the other. Just a reminder: We are putting this out here for our own entertainment and if you find it entertaining as well awesome if not then see rule #5.
That being said, have fun. Look around. Marvel at our stupidity. If you'd like to contact us, our e-mail addresses are at the bottom of this page. Oh yeah and we get real excited when we see an entry in the guestbook so sign that too.
